The Battle of Spooky Mountain

Eris found it hard to concentrate on the toad, what with it being fake and all. And the rustling,
rustling,,,

Rustling.

They were on the march.

Thousands of them, all marching as one, thinking as one, creeping and crawling across the ground as one...

Eating as one. 



They were hungry.



Something had changed in her since she plunged her hand, her bony hand, into the soil of Spooky Mountain. She had reached into it and found...

Bones.

Things were different now... distant now... fading away into the night like the screams.


Elizabeth screamed as the arrow pierced her chest. She'd relied on her decolletage for most of her adult life, and it had served her well. It just wasn't arrow-proof. She fell backwards onto the ground in between the massive stones of Spooky Mountain. Silhouetted against the sky she saw the outlines of two Abenaki Boys. They whooped in triumph. But even as Old Crow showed up to drag her to safety, Elizabeth had a flash of insight: those two bastards would soon be dead.

Curious, she thought as Old Crow propped her up against a wall. It's like I can see the sand running out of their lives. Screams and cursing rang out in the night air. The battle was on.

Lamont was a man of strange quirks. Sure, he could make perfect rice every time - but did you also know he also slept with a fake gold doubloon in his right boot? That he silently prayed to the earthworm god? That he didn't believe in the moon?

But by far, Lamont Cranston's biggest quirk was the ability to pull himself together in battle. The road from Port Harbor to the Nine Hundred Islands was littered with the bodies of both men and sheep who had taken his soft, addled demeanor for something other than hardened battle-rage. And now that the Abenaki Boys had offered a statement of intent, he became focused like an axe blade slicing through the air on its way to a mad king's neck.

Lamont heard the screams and flipped into Beast Mode. Looking up at two of them, he used his whip to topple one with an axe on the other. Scrambling to the top of the rock, he and Jacques then used their position to advantage, and rained death and a grade 2 meniscus tear down upon two others. Stab, stab. Slice, slice. He whistled to Jacques who was busy degristling one of the Boy's throats when he heard the buzzing. The dark night got a bit darker. The air grew still.

Pierre would not look back on Spooky Mountain as one of his finer moments. He'd accidentally killed a llama named Zubeneschamali. He'd been freaked out by what turned out to be a fake giant toad. And now he had about a dozen angry Chinans surrounding his position on a strange, dark hilltop. If he made it out of this alive, 
he swore, he was going to overhaul this group's tactical planning. 

Pierre looked up just in time to see the arrow fly. He had been circling around between two of the hill's larger rock formations when he came upon two of the Abenaki boys, expertly placed on the top of a rock wall. One had taken aim and fired, and only by the dint of him being really jumpy to begin with did Pierre manage to duck before being killed.

Close shaves always irritated Pierre.

Without a thought - be it selfless or mindless - Pierre charged down the space between the rocks at the two assailants. Before the second one could fire, he unloaded a full complement of throwing knives at them. In his mind's eye, he saw all four knives hitting home, maiming, dislodging and perhaps even killing the Boys in a hail of tempered steel and spite.

Come to find out, his mind's eye had a severe astigmatism.

Gnawbones was relatively new to the Abenaki Boys. Being the fifth son of his father meant his place in his native tribe was one of marginal humiliation. I life spent scraping hides and tending the elderly didn't suit him - he wanted the thrill of battle and the excitement of being part of something. The Boys, when they came through his region, offered just that. Rape, pillage, and more rape - all in the service of chasing the white man off of the lands of his ancestors. The fact that the Boys were led by an Englishman didn't phase him. Jack T. Ripper hated the English as much as he did, or so he said. Gnawbones was just happy to experience the thrill of battle for a valid cause. 

They were in such a battle now. The Boys had captured the captain of the local garrison, and something had gone wrong with his interrogation. Interlopers had shown up, and now they were being dealt with. The boys had them outnumbered and outpositioned, and Gnawbones was assigned to support Hawkclaw and Ravages Goats in the assault. 

He looked up to where they were now, standing atop a jut of rock, firing arrows down at the enemy. He had two bows and about thirty arrows at the ready, and was poised to run them up the slope of rock the second they needed him. He heard screams ring out from the other side of the rock, and smiled knowing the arrows were finding their mark.

Suddenly, a CLANG! rang out as a metal object fell from the sky onto the rock slope right in front of him. As it BLINGed and KRANGed its way down towards him, another, and then a third object came out of nowhere to clatter and twang their way towards him. 

Less concerned about what they were and more concerned about wether there were more of them, Gnawbones looked up into the night sky and there, tumbling towards him against the glittering firmament was a fourth object. It glittered and gleamed with occasional reflected light. As it got closer, he found himself transfixed by its weird beauty. Silvery, seductive, the thing whirred as it neared, heading straight for his face.

"Oh, it's a KNIF-"